Good evening various respectable morally ambiguous employers.

My name is Inque, and my specialty is stealth and sabotage. I have only recently arrived in this world but I assure you my experience is more then substantial in the field of mercenary work.

Though one can hardly fax a resume for this sort of work.

Never the less my particular powers would no doubt prove useful to someone out there.

[Attached: Short demo video of Inque's abilities put to good use changing forms, slipping under doors and breaking things]

And while we're making friends, I will need to seek out the aid of a good chemist. If you are one or know one please respond as soon as you can.